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AUDIAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedBMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money WasterBimbette Motor WeaponBreak My WindowBUICKBig Ugly Indestructible Car KillerCHEVROLETCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended TripsCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every TimeCheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every TimeCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine

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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.... time to learn from the kids..."When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.

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Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ?A. Rajiv GuptaQ. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)?A. Vinod DahmQ. Who is the third richest man in the world?A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6 th position now.Q. Who is the founder and

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How to avoid: Check bottom of the bottle, there is a triangle sign and there will be a number on it. If the number is higher than or equal to 5 then this bottle is safe to use. Whatever number under 5, will release the chemicals. For most bottled waters, the number is 1. Did you know chemical released by plastic water bottles can cause cancer (It is not the water that affecting you but the

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but...If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.I was born intelligent -education ruined me.Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.How

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GEMINI - Does TwosomesNice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.LEO - The Lion in bedGreat talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.

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This is the best I have ever seen, found to be around 80% true :-)And please excuse the language.. hope you can figure out what the author means... AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18 PISCES February 19 to March 20 ARIES March 21 to April 19 TAURUS April 20 to May 20 GEMINI May 21 to June 21

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From: Linda Abudu abudu Dear FriendI do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and fragile political situation in my country Liberia, but it has formed consistent headlines in the CNN, BBC news bulletins. I will so glad if you can accept to lead me to the right channel by means of your assistance to my situation now.I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I

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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst outlaughing.She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.His reply

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This is called misfortune by itself ...One morning at a doctor?s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the

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Subject: Pin number reversal (good to know)If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an atm machine, you can notify the police by entering your pin # in reverse.For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The atm recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the atm card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you

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In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing something she expects.Sorry, that's the way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system:SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed (+1)You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0

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Men think that computers should be referred to as female, because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The language in which they communicate among themselves is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. The message "Bad command or File Name" is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you !" 4

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DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOMPRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYERASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARERDESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS ITTHE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEEGEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORETHE MORSE CODE:When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTSSLOT

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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage@BrideGroom Char(NotBad),@Bride Char(Good)ASSELECT Bride FROMBridesWHEREFatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' ANDCarCount > 2 ANDHouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed' ANDBrideEduStatus='UG or Above'HavingBrothers='NO' ANDHavingSisters ='YES' ANDAllowRelocate ='YES' ANDSELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLawUPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBalUPDATE MyLocker

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Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. my father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My

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How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point,

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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".Drum on every available surface.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.Staple papers in the middle of the page.Ask 800 operators for dates.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.Hide dairy products in

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Dear STAFF ,Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________1) TRANSPORTATION:It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not

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A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.The people

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After the Nigerian oil rigs and other African scams, it is time for Iraq! This is the new one on the floor!Subject: WE DO NEED YOUR ASSISTANCEFrom: "Al-Suwaij zainab" FROM:ZAINAB ALSUWAIJTEL/FAX:+27791 155 580.4 CRESCENT AVENUESANDTON,JOHANNESBURGSOUTH AFRICAAssalamualaikum, My name is Zainab Safia Al-Suwaij,the wife of late Sheik mahjid al-Suwaij from Iraq. He was among the the innocents

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. " God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.The next morning,

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God created the donkey and said to him: "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"God granted his wish................................................................

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These puzzles are called Lateral thinking....Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself it’s interesting.1. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/Ans. = reading between the lines2. cyclecyclecycleAns. = tricycle3. he's / himselfAns. = he's by himself4. ecnalgAns. = backward glance5. THINKAns. think big !!And the last one is real fundoo............6. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

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God of Prophets (January 1 to February 2)Those born under this sign have a sure talent for recognising Mr./Ms. Right the first time they see him/her - for them it's often a matter of love at first sight. When this happens, usually at a chance meeting in public places like shopping malls or restaurants, you can attract him/her by radiating happiness. You'll find it will captivate him/herGod of the

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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving

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1) 2) 3)

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1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring thedrink on your feet).Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.Cause : You're lying on the floor.Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty

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Our Program, who art in memoryHello be thy nameThy Operating system come,Thy command be done,At the printers as they are on the screenGive us this day our daily dataAnd forgive us our errorsAs we forgive those whose logic circuits are faultyLead us not into frustrationAnd deliver us from power surgesFor thine is the algorithm, the application and the solutionLooping for ever and everReturn.

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATHA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2

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Morning vs Evening

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At least 14 crore people visit this page every day...

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A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and asked him to come into her cabin. "What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy."John," the new guy replied.She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer

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Can anybody explain what love at first sight is? I know it is tough to define.The picture below explains Love at first sight… take a look

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............. I luv these!!! Click on each to read...

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Can the English language survive after Bush? "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "- George W. Bush"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."- George W. Bush"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '."- George W. Bush"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

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What is M I S T A K E ????If a barber makes a mistake, it's a new style...If a driver makes a mistake, it's an accident..If a doctor makes a mistake, it's an operation..If a engineer makes a mistake, it's a new venture...If parents makes a mistake, it's a new generation...If a politician makes a mistake, it's a new law...If a scientist makes a mistake, it's a new invention...If a tailor makes a

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On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date was -01:02:03 04/05/06When would it happen again??!

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I knew you were ;-)

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In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities

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When I saw your name next to mine,In our wedding card,I felt blessed.When I saw you smile,Seeing me in the traditional bride groom dress,I felt teased.When I held your hand,During the marriage rituals,I felt responsible.When you entered my lonely bachelor life,And changed it into a heavenly abode,I felt lucky.When you showed the same love as I did,Towards my parents,I felt proud.When you scolded

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http://www.ilfoglio.it/uploads/camillo/BuildabetterBush.htm

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Olny srmat poelpe can. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.

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These are actual ads on a leading Indian matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any

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This is a conversation that took place between a person in the public (Y) and a marketing guy(X)X: Which shaving cream do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which aftershave do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which deodorant do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which toothpaste do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which shampoo do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which socks do you use?Y: Baba'sX (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an

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It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. "Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for

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A typical American's Geographical knowledge :)

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give

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I am sure you would love these!!http://www.people.umass.edu/rummutha/bugging%20u.swfhttp://www.people.umass.edu/rummutha/prettyboy.swf

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So many roads in life.. and at times we stand perplexed, which one to choose..http://www.andiesisle.com/somanyroads.htmlhttp://www.andiesisle.com/The above site has many inspiring animations.

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For those of you who need proof that the planet is warming up!!

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Darain Housen shows off his 'hairy hat'. - NORMAN GRINDLEY DARAIN HOUSEN HAS not taken off his hat for the last 20 years. He bathes, he sleeps and does everything possible in it. It is a perfect fit.

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An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my

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One fat guy goes to a popular gym, sees an ad of a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful

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Guys and girls being "just" friends. Not always easy, and sure as hell complicated at times. But yet, its fun. There are things that you just don't talk about with your guy friends. That's where the girl steps in, sweet, caring, sensitive - the little angels (hah!). There's also a certain playful element to these friendships that you just can't have with people of the same sex . Here are some of

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BASED ON YOUR SUNSIGNS, YOUR EXPECTED BEHAVIOUR AFTER YOU GET DRUNK !!ARIES: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometime sdon't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk I sa good way to get what you want out of them, should

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How the company views its employees.... (HE Vs SHE)1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career.2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain.3. HE is talking with his

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English can be real tricky... when words are misplaced or especially when someone translates directly from native language to English... Here are some of the whackiest signboards n' notices compiled by Backpackers from Discovery Travell n Living in their adventurous ride around the GLOBE...In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing..

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Dear Husband:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite

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WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ------------------------------------------------------------------1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are

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NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little starGRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with

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Dear Sweetheart:I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheartYour husbandAllen===============================================================================His wife replied back after some days to her husband:Dearest sweetheart,Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.2. The

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Note: Click on the image to see a bigger version...

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One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse continues to listen.After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?" Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was

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This was a Real incident in New York....An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked

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A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??A Just Friend has never seen you cry.A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument. A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.A Just Friend hates it when you call,

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One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine godess (Devi) will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons (Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.Now it was the day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now

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I want to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.I don't leave my car in

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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this ...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to

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Libra: 2006: Libra OverviewWith mighty, merry Jupiter in your sign for most of this year, Libra, there's really not much you can't accomplish. All you really have to do is show up! Your luck will be amazing. More often than not, you'll end up in the right place at the perfect time. If your best-laid plans need to be canceled or adjusted during winter, don't be upset about it. By the end of

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Aries: 2006: Aries OverviewAs the year begins, Aries, your focus will quickly shift from play to work -- hard work. After the 10th of January, in fact, it will be tough to talk you into doing anything other than putting your nose to the grindstone. You'll be able to reach your goals more easily, though, so it will be well worth your time and energy to put everything else aside -- for now, at

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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did!1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in town and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...

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1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.2. Sardar-why r all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is "u

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Proceed at your own risk...Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light. On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'Gulshan: 'I am Gulshan Grocer'Stranger: Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??Gulshan: No it is Grocer.Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C_____________________________________________

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Look for your partner's sunsign here... not your's... Aries Aries love compliments and tend to gravitate towards unrestricted, lively people. They are outgoing and active. If you plan a date with an Aries, be prepared to stay out late and have some fun, as they are filled with energy, and love excitement. Generally, they like to think of themselves as intellectuals, therefore, the best way to

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25 years ago......A program was ... a television showAn application was .. for employmentWindows were..... something you hated to cleanA cursor ... used profanityA keyboard was ...a pianoMemory was..... something you lost with ageA CD was... a bank accountIf you unzipped in public you went to jailCompress was something you did to garbageA hard drive was a long trip on the roadLog on was adding

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View the below image from your seat in front of the computer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Mrs. Calm is on the right, right?Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet , and PRESTO!! they switch places!! I believe this illusion was created by Phillippe G.Schyns and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow. This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually there, all the time!!

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As I walked into office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good morning boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better; someone had remembered.I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me". I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."We went to lunch. We

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If your BIRTH DAY is .....December 23rd ~ January 1st = RedJanuary 2nd ~ January 11th = OrangeJanuary 12th ~ January 24th = YellowJanuary 25th ~ February 3rd = PinkFebruary 4th ~ February 8th = BlueFebruary 9th ~ February 18th = GreenFebruary 19th ~ February 28th = BrownMarch 1st ~ March 10th = AquaMarch 11th ~ March 20th = LimeMarch 21st = BlackMarch 22nd ~ March 31st = PurpleApril 1st ~ April

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When the school reopened in June,and we settled in our new desks and benches.When we queued up in book depot,and got our new books and notes.When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.We learnt writing with slates and pencils, andprogressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips.We began drawing with crayons and evolvedto Colour

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At COMDEX recently, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be

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Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that

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Never marry a TESTING girl since she always doubts U.Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.Never marry a VB girl

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If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your milkman, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around, so no issues"2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U can’t remember.3.) U drink

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This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that we see. It's an explanation other people might understand.A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said

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Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6I

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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. (Fowler)If you have too many special cases, you are doing it wrong.Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence.The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatedly.The fastest algorithm can frequently be replaced by one that is almost as fast and

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January to DecemberSunday to SaturdayAm to PmMy feelings for u have never changed.......u....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!! If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?Ans : the days after marriageDuring Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?He is given his last chance to run away.Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......Open

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Eagles were the symbol of almost all conquerors be it Caesar or Hitler. Read on..... Inspiration from the "7 Principles of an Eagle", Author Dr. Myles Monroe1. Eagles fly alone at a high altitude and not with sparrows or mix with other smaller birds like geese. Birds of a feather flock together. No other bird goes to the height of the eagle. Eagles fly with eagles. Never in a flock. Even when

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Did u know? was started by an Indian. Dr. Amar G. Bose !Visit: http://www.bose.com/controller?event=VIEW_STATIC_PAGE_EVENT&url=/about/history/index.jsp

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