Monday, February 27, 2006
The bulb!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Lovely music animations!
I am sure you would love these!!
http://www.people.umass.edu/rummutha/bugging%20u.swf
http://www.people.umass.edu/rummutha/prettyboy.swf
Terrorist Alert!
Monday, February 20, 2006
So many roads...
So many roads in life.. and at times we stand perplexed, which one to choose..
http://www.andiesisle.com/somanyroads.html
http://www.andiesisle.com/
The above site has many inspiring animations.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Proof of Global Warming
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
'Hairy' Hat
Darain Housen shows off his 'hairy hat'. - NORMAN GRINDLEY DARAIN HOUSEN HAS not taken off his hat for the last 20 years. He bathes, he sleeps and does everything possible in it. It is a perfect fit.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Leave Letters
An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
Another one: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing: "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
Another one: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing: "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Lose Weight
One fat guy goes to a popular gym, sees an ad of a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there.
And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who leads him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lo! st exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think. "Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time...". So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg." "No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign "If I catch you, you're mine."
