Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Deadly PJs (New)
Proceed at your own risk...
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light. On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan: 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger: Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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What is the opposite of Subramanium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead."I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss."I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around... what can he do?
He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile. His call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
........An IDEA can change your wife.
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
think
.........
...............
......................
..........................
The answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light. On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan: 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger: Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
________________________________________________________________________
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
________________________________________________________________________
What is the opposite of Subramanium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
________________________________________________________________________
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead."I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss."I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
________________________________________________________________________
A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around... what can he do?
He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
_______________________________________________________________________
One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile. His call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
........An IDEA can change your wife.
_______________________________________________________________________
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
think
.........
...............
......................
..........................
The answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
